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Best Tamil sex jokes

Best Tamil sex jokes

Best Tamil sex jokes
Best Tamil sex jokes

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Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.

The engraver shortened it to: ” RETURNED UNOPENED

Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!

Teacher: Why?

Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take

off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

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நாற்பது வருடம் வாழ்ந்து முடித்த கணவனும் மனைவியும் அதை கொண்டாடும் விதமாக நன்பர்களுக்கு ஒரு விருந்து கொடுத்தனர்.

விருந்தில் கலந்து கொண்ட அனைவரும் கேட்ட கேள்வி.. நீங்கள் எப்படி இவ்வளவு ஒற்றுமையாக இருந்தீர்கள் இவ்வளவு நாளும் ? என்று.
அதற்கு அந்த தம்பதிகள் கொடுத்த பதில் ” நான் எனது கனவரின் சுதந்திரத்தில் தலையிட்டதே இல்லை. அது தான் காரணம்!” என்று.

அன்று இரவு படுக்கையில் மனைவி கணவனிடம்” இதுவரி உங்கள் சுதந்திரத்தில் தலையிட்டதே இல்லை.. இன்று நீங்கள் மறைத்த உண்மை ஒன்று சொல்லுங்களேன்” என்று கேட்டாள்.

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கணவன் சொன்னான்.அது எல்லாம் முட்டை வித்து சேத்து வச்ச காசு” என்று.

Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,
varaya therinthavan Buthisaali,
varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.

Vimanaththkku ‘MEENAMPAKKAM’
kappalukku ‘PADDINAPAKKAM’
rainukku ‘NUNKAMPAKKAM’
eanakku ‘KODAMPAKKAM’
unakku ‘ KEELPAKKAM’

Maths teacher: 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna?
Student:18na vayasu ponnu.
81na nalla vayasana ponnu

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அவள் கணவன் பிரபல ஹோட்டலில் மெய்ண்ட்டனன்ஸ் எஞ்சிநியர். ஓட்டலுக்கு ஃபோன் செய்கிற போதெல்லாம்,
“அவரு காஃபி மேக்கரை நோண்டிகிட்டு இருக்காருங்க” என்று பதில் சொல்வார்கள்.
’என்ன இழவு இந்த ஹோட்டலில் காஃபி மேக்கர் எப்பப் பாரு ரிப்பேர் போலிருக்கு’ என்று எண்ணிக் கொள்வாள். ஒருநாள் அவள் கணவன் வெளியில் போயிருந்த போது வீட்டுக்கு ஒரு பெண் வந்தாள்.
“அவர் வெளியே போயிருக்கார் கொஞ்சம் வெய்ட் பண்ணுங்க” என்றாள்.
“ஒண்ணும் அர்ஜண்ட் இல்லை. சும்மா இந்தப் பக்கம் வந்ததால் பாக்கலாம்ன்னு வந்தேன். நாளைக்கு ஆஃபீஸ்லயே பார்த்துக்கறேன்” என்று அந்தப் பெண் புறப்பட்டாள்.
“ஆஃபீஸ்லயா? நீ அவரோடயா வொர்க் பண்றே?”
“ம்ம்ம்”
“நீயும் மெய்ண்ட்டனன்ஸ்ல இருக்கியா?”
“ம்ம்ஹூம், நா காஃபி மேக்கரா இருக்கேன்”

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RAJNIKANT VS BAPU..
RAJNIKANT: ME EK Chhalang
ME CHAND PAR JA SAKTA HUN
AUR TUM KYA KER SAKTE HO..
BAPU: AME AVA VANDRA VEDA NATHI KARTA.. 😀

Amma: Endina mon karayunnadu..
Mon: Achan umma thannilla..!
Amma: Mon nannaayittu padichaale umma tharukayullu.!
Mon: Oh pinne.! nammude velakari IAS alle..!

Boy: I love u and I want to Marry U.
Girl: Anna tamil’la solunga enaku english theriyadhu.
Boy: Onnum illa Thangachi Current eppo varumnu keten.. 🙂

Boy: Let’s play the firetruck game.
Girl: How do we play?
Boy: I run my fingers up your leg, and you say “Redlight” when you want me to stop.
Girl: Okay 🙂
*Few seconds later*
Girl: Redlight!!!
Boy: Firetrucks don’t stop for redlights 😉

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Best Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status and Messages

Best Raksha Bandhan 2018 Whatsapp Status

on 26th August 2016 at Sunday, sisters tie rakhi on the wrist of their brothers. Rakhi is considered as a thread of protection fulfilled with love and affection. It is the strongest relationship of love and trust. Initially, this festival was celebrated in the north and western India but sooner the whole nation started celebrating the festival.

Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status
Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status

Best Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status and Messages

Happy Raksha Bandhan. May all your wishes come true and may you have all the happiness of the world…

The Having a cute sister is a like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know wherever you go, I’ll be always there..

Happy Raksha Bandhan To You. I am waiting to tie a Rakhi in your wrist…

There is no other love like the love for a bro. There’s no other love like the love from a brother.

I miss you very much now as you are far away in the USA. My blessings and love are always with you!!

Best Rakhi Bandhan Whatsapp Status

I Cannot Express How Much I Miss You. You Are The Greatest Sister. I Love You Very Much.

Missing you a lot in this Raksha Bandhan. Sending my wishes from far away. With lots of care.

It takes two men to make one brother.

Rakhi is a thread that binds,two souls in a bond of love & joy forever.Happy Rakhi

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things U never said. She can understand the pain, which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister..

“Friends come and go, but u my dear brother, are always there!” Happy Raksha Bandhan

Best Raksha Bandhan 2018 Whatsapp Status

Best Raksha Bandhan 2018 Whatsapp Status
Best Raksha Bandhan 2018 Whatsapp Status

Upbeat Raksha Bandhan To You. I am holding up to tie a Rakhi on your wrist.

Much obliged dear Bhaiya for yoUr glow affection and YoUr UNderstaNdiNg, May oUr boNd of Love remaiN for eternity.

I wanted to tell U, dUriNg times when we foUght, my Love was in the different state of mind… Cheerful Raksha Bandhan!

I needed to simply thank you for being the best siblings on the planet. Glad Raksha Bandhan!

May this aUspicioUs occasioN briNg you all the success and good LUck in yoUr lifestyle. Upbeat Raksha Bandhan Sister.\

Holi is Colorful, Diwali is LightfUL and bright, Rakhi has made our relationship PowerfUL.

I need to tell u, amid times when we battled, my affection was in various mindset. Glad Raksha Bandhan!\

May every one of your desires work out. Loads of adoration and embraces. Upbeat RAKHI

I need to tell u, amid times when we battled, my affection was in a various state of mind… Glad Raksha Bandhan!

May all ur wishes work out and may u have all the joy of the world… Upbeat Raksha Bandhan.

Cheerful Raksha Bandhan to my sweet sibling.\

Missing you a considerable measure in this Raksha Bandhan. Sending my desires from far away. With loads of care.

I Cannot Express How Much I Miss You. You Are The Greatest Sister. I Love You Very Much.

Rakhi is the Symbol of Love Between Brother And Sister, Its Such A Great Feeling, Happy Rakhi.

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Welcome to the world of an amazing word collection of free Raksha Bandhan quotes for your sister. This is the best option to express your feelings to lovely sister.You can send these wonderful rakhi quotes to your brothers or sisters.You can copy all the quotes and write on your gift those you gift your sister.

Raksha Bandhan Quotes for brother 2019

1.) My brother is one of the most precious Gifts Sent to me by God!! He protects her sister from all the evil eyes and keeps the hen in a safe surrounding! Happy Raksha Bandhan to the sweetest brother in the world!!
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2.) We get and then forget many things in life, but it is very sure that your trust in me will never be broken. I am there and I will always be there for you no matter what!!
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3.) Years will go and our relationship will grow!! Days will pass but there will always be love in our hearts. Dear brother you make my life like a shining start. Always be with me the way you have been till now. A very Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dear brother!!
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Raksha Bandhan Quote for Sisters 2019

1.) My sister is that sweet angel who has spread love all over in my life. Be it the bad or the good times she has always helped me with her brilliant ideas. I love her more than anything in the Universe. Happy Raksha Bandhan to the most loving sister of the Universe!!
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2.) I want to tell u,
during times when we fought,
my love was in the different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan!
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3.)Your charming smile make my days. With your caring ways you become my second mother. Darling Sister, what may come I will always stand by you.
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Best Raksha Bandhan Status 2019

Rakhi is the Symbol of Love,
Between Brother And Sister,
Its Such A Great Feeling,
I Always Do Wish, My Sister On This Special Event,
And Also Present A Cool Gift As Her Surprise
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You are a darling sister
You are loving and gentle
actually, all the good things in the world,
But one thing that I am proud to say.
You are my little sister and am proud of you and will always be….
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raksha bandhan quotes 2019

Rasmalaai?

Nope!

Gulab jaman?

Nah!

Let me c..

How bout jalebi?

Hmm…

Nope!

Damn!

Still cant find

anything as sweet

as U.
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Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don’t make dist any shorter…
but they light up path n make the walk worthwhile.
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Hai bas ek dua
Meri Khushiya bhaiya tujhe mil jaye,
Jo tu chahe tujhe mile
Tu humesha hi bas muskurata jaye.

Zindagi mein kuch rishte hote hai bade pyare,
Jese humara rishta hai bhai.
Teri khushiyo me meri khushi hai
Or tere hone se hi meri zindagi mein khushiya samai.

Mere bhai tujh se ek aas lage bethi hu,
Rakhi ko apne pass saaye bethi ho,
Abhi se bethi ho intezaar mein tere
Mein teri rahon pe nazrein lageye bethi hu.

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Santa Se Kisi Interview Pe Chaar Cheeze Puchi
Gayi
Ki Bataye Ki Aapki Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity & Threat Kya Hai
Santa Ne Bada Soch Samajh Ke Jawab Diya
Strength – My Wife , Preeto.
Weakness – Bantas Wife, Jeeto.
Opportunity – When Banta Is On Tour.
Threat – When I Am On Tour.

Hostel Mein Ladkiya Cycle Chalate Hue Zor Zor Se
Shor Macha Rahi Thhi
Warden: “ Jyada Shor Mat Karo Warna Saari Cycles
Par Wapis Se Seat Lagva Dungi “

College Ke Trip Par Bache
Ghumne Gaye
Thhe, Aur Usmein Chinki Bhi
Thhi,
Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada
Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya
Bhar Ki Ajeebo
Gareeb Baatein Shuru.
Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne
Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh
Aur Ladki Mein
Kya Faraq Hota Hai”
Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi
Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai Toh
Malayi Uper
Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam
Ho Toh Malayi Niche Aati Hai”

Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop.

Salesman: Please come inside & choose.

Santa: MC… How can you talk to me like that?
U come outside & mera choose.
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Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se poocha!
What is Nitrate?

Ladki Sharma kar boli:
Kya sir, hospital aap bhi na.. Kasam se ekdum direct ho jaate ho
Night Rate is 5000/- sirf AAP Ke Liye…

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Dudh Aur Ladki Me Kya Fark Hai!!

Socho

.

Socho

Dudh Garam Hota Hai
To
Mallai Uppar Aati Hai
Or Ladki Garam Ho
To Mallai Niche Aati Hai

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Wife: Aare sunti ho0!
kamal ke safed baal dikhane par
mujhe senior citizen pension mil gayi !

Wife: Zip khol ke dikhaa deete to
VIKLAANG Bhatta bhi mil Jata.. 😀

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Ek ladke ka land bahut chota aur patla tha..

Aur wo apni gf ko apna dikhana nahi chahta tha..

Ladka karne ke liye  gf ko andhere kamre me le gya..

Aur apna land ladki ke hath me dediya..

Ladki : Jannu mai chigarte nahi piti..

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