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  • God is really creative, I mean… just look at me every time!

  • I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

  • Life is Short – Chat Fast!

  • I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day…

  • Light travels faster than sound… that’s why people appear bright until they speak.

  • Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

  • I used to think that air is free, until I bought a packet of chips.

  • I love my job only when I’m on a vacation.

  • Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

  • I used to like my neighbors, until they changed their WiFi password.

  • We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

  • I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

  • He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

  • My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

  • My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

  • Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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